Hammond Corp. CEO Meets With Vatican Officials to Discuss Massive Urban Engineering Overhaul

Today, CEO Gwen Hammond arrived in Vatican City to discuss a massive urban engineering project that remains cloaked in mystery.

Amid a throng of onlookers, Hammond left St. Peter's in what seemed like a hurry, but one reporter managed to ask about the details of the engineering project and received what some might consider a cool reply: "It's great. Let it suffice to say that this economy is going to boom because of me. Thank your lucky stars!"

In a public statement, Hammond said that the project's details and the results of today's discussions will be be disclosed as soon as possible. "We have a lot to think about right now...what we are attempting to accomplish is something that has never been done before...I can assure you that everyone is as excited as I am about this...please stay tuned."