Hammond CHURCH PROXIES: Faith on your Behalf!

Are you an ultra-modern professional who's too exhausted after drinking your corporate woes away on Saturday night to go to church on Sunday morning? Tired of saying that you 'believe' but not doing anything about it?

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WHY purchase a Hammond Church Proxy?
- They sit there!
- They pray for you!
- They never leave!

They offer levels of religious devotion that will make your grandparents feel guilty!!!

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