Gwen Hammond's Upper Echelon

I am Gwen Hammond, scarf designer, CEO, and founder of the Chatillon-sur-Glane Leisure Group. If you'd like a full colour catalogue of my fashions, please send an email.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

NEW! Autoerotic Asphyxia Line of HAMMOND SCARVES by Gwen Hammond!

At the request of many of her friends and compatriots, Gwen has successfully completed the prototype of the brand new Autoerotic Asphyxia Line of HAMMOND SCARVES. After months of intense scientific scrutiny, it has been determined that Gwen Hammond's Autoerotic Asphyxia Line of HAMMOND SCARVES is the most durable, versatile, and attractive line of scarves on the international market.

Perfect for bedposts and ceiling fans!

The Hammond Corp. would like to give special thanks to Quick Research Group and the employees in the Guangdong Shin Province of the People's Republic of China for all of their effort at making this dream a reality for us!

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