No-Bid Contract Awarded to QuickCo. for the Construction of Muscatel Midway

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. happens to be the first to purchase a Hammond 'HOBOTRON' for use on the Quick Estate's lower veranda. Because of this, and the fact that Richard has proven his genetic millionaire superiority time and time again, I'd like to formally announce that the QuickCo. construction firm has been awarded the prestigious no-bid contract for the construction of Muscatel Midway Theme Park!

I sent a team of my employess to the Quick estate this morning with two truckloads of Frozen Flagship Patties as a token of my appreciation...(I hope the preparred bathtub with floating candles and antique Federal Reserve Notes wasn't too much...)

Muscatel Midway will feature, among other things, a HOBOTRON, shopping cart bumper rides, fried rat-on-a-stick concessions, Piss-N-Shoot target games, a Back-O-the-Bus ride, and an extravagent 'It's Midnight in tha Hood: Do You Know Where Your Crack Dealer Is?' Hammond Haunted House, complete with live junkies, muggings, and a Bling Shop where you can stop for all of your 12-karat and cubic zirconium needs!

Looking forward to our next NAAWP soiree... This is going to be great!