Gwen Hammond's Upper Echelon

I am Gwen Hammond, scarf designer, CEO, and founder of the Chatillon-sur-Glane Leisure Group. If you'd like a full colour catalogue of my fashions, please send an email.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

GREEN LINE REAL ESTATE CO., A Quick & Hammond Enterprise

As thousands, if not millions, of refugees flee their homelands for greener pastures around the globe, there are countless pieces of top-notch property being left to the crows - and for good reason. There are billions of dollars to be made! Do you know how much untapped land is just sitting out there, in politically tense areas and recently war-ravaged nations, waiting for you and yours to transform it into the home that you've always dreamed of owning?

GREEN LINE REAL ESTATE CO. is ready and willing to help change your life. We offer expert advice on international land law and acquisition, ex-pat rights, foreign investments, and personal high-tech security options. Worried that you're not going to be able to get around those pesky indigenous folks who want their homes back? Don't! There's no problem when you enlist the services of GREEN LINE REAL ESTATE CO. Land that was once owned by indigenous shepherds and their poor families is just waiting for YOU! No worries - those indigenous folks won't be back. In places like Northern Cyprus, Lebanon, and Iraq, the EU is allowing anyone but the original owners to purchase it! That's right. Family dowries, inheritances, et cetera...all out the window! Dust in the wind. This land is ripe for the picking, ready to be cultivated and/or paved-over! Who better to do it with than GREEN LINE REAL ESTATE CO? The time is NOW!

We offer state of the art protection and security better than any gated community:
- concrete walls
- barbed wire fencing
- watch-towers (manned 24-7)
- anti-tank ditches
- and, best of all - minefields.

Just imagine yourself there! Get Rich Quick!: MultiFamily Chateau: Rendition Ready!

GREEN LINE REAL ESTATE CO. is a Quick & Hammond Enterprise. (Not affiliated with other international property firms or their representatives)

1 Comments:

  • At 6:55 PM, Blogger Richard Quick, Millionaire said…

    Gwenny:

    This venture of yours is about to go through the roof! (or in your case, the diamond-studded skylight!) According to this woman's blog (http://villainsvanquished.blogspot.com/2006/06/pie-eyed-optimist-or-cynic.html), if the U.S. inadvertently drops a bomb on a Green Line property, Uncle Sam will pay full reimbursement and restitution. So with every Green Line purchase, we will provide $250,000 worth of authentic-looking receipts to be added to the insurance claim.

    You have struck gold once again.

    See you on the veranda,

    RQ

    PS These Hammond Eggs are delicious!

     

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