'HAMMOND EGGS' Human Caviar - Now Available

Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to beluga! Say adieu to foie gras! HAMMOND EGGS are here!

As the quality of wild caviar declines and prices increase, chefs around the globe are making the switch to human caviar, bypassing both aquaculture entrepreneurs and international smugglers alike. The Hammond Corporation and its affiliates are spearheading a new retail trend that is designed to bombard psyches and palettes world-wide!

"This is an exclusive delicacy that everyone has been bugging me about for years and I am proud to say that the plan has finally come to fruition! As it will obviously be sold in extremely limited supply, there will be no fixed price, but I welcome the offers of millionaires and billionaires around the globe."

Gwen Hammond
CEO, Hammond Corp.