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Friday, July 14, 2006

Behold, the Hand of Magnanimity: Green Line Real Estate's SPECIAL OFFER II

In response to many of the emails we've received from individuals voicing their concerns over the safety of their Green Line property purchases, I'd like to take this opportunity to demonstrate our willingness to sympathize with our loyal patrons by presenting yet another special offer from Green Line Real Estate.

War time real estate speculation is a tricky business, certainly not for the faint of heart. Because many of our properties are in Buffer Zones and politically tense areas, we have agreed that offering some kind investment protection plan to you is only proper and actually works to our benefit.

Green Line Real Estate is now offering a brand new property insurance package that we have been passionately referring to as the Owner’s Investment Protection Plan (OIPP), an all-inclusive insurance package that will allow you to sleep relatively peacefully with the knowledge and assurance that you and yours will have an explosively bright future.

Life is full of surprises that, in some cases, might sneak up behind you like a daisy cutter and take out your entire family. Green Line Real Estate understands that watching your wife and two small children burn in a firestorm that has engulfed your home is something that nobody wants to do, and that is why we are extending our hand of magnanimity. Starting today, you can purchase the GLRE-OIPP to insure your home, your land, all of your financial assets, your life, and the lives of your family members.

The GLRE-OIPP is offered to all new Green Line Real Estate renters and buyers, as well as those who have signed a GLRE Work-to-Own Program contract. 4H entrepreneurs have been instructed to contact our office.

Details to be released within the week.

GH

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