Gwen Hammond's Upper Echelon

I am Gwen Hammond, scarf designer, CEO, and founder of the Chatillon-sur-Glane Leisure Group. If you'd like a full colour catalogue of my fashions, please send an email.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

"Severenzism" (n.) The abdication of one's mind, as evidenced by Dr. Severenz

Dr. Severenz, the foolhardy liberal is at it again. Caught up in undefined and ridiculous arguements, he has now taken his 'disciples' and his agenda to the street. Suits him well. I always thought that he belonged there.

Saturday witnessed a Dr. Severenz-inspired orgy of naked bike-riders, some with painted bodies, others whose faces were masked with bandanas, people in ninja suits (!?!) and, naturally and in keeping with the fundamentals of Severenzism, folks dressed up as turtles. Mmm, yes. Looks like you have real upper-crust darlings on your side, Dr. Severenz. I have yet to witness the strength of their words yield as much as their costumes.

Dr. Severenz, I am having trouble deciding whether reality has served you with an eviction notice or if you have abandoned it in a breech of contract. Enlighten me, please.

Gwen Hammond


  • At 11:48 PM, Blogger Dr. Severenz said…

    This is ridiculous. Why must you attack me? I've done nothing to you. Are you taking out your anger on me because you were rejected by Eric Ray vicariously through his manager? You don't think I pay attention but I do, Gwen. I do. Half of the crap you post here is not worth commenting on, that's all.

    Still outsourcing? Do you know what is going on with Richard? Is he out of jail?

    I'm assuming you bailed him out. We were going to transfer the 2006 HUBRIS AWARD directly over to you'll probably have to wait until next year.


  • At 10:53 AM, Blogger Gwen Hammond said…

    Phil, I've just looked at your site.

    Richard is fine. Some young criminal was trying to steal the glory of his name and the press was having a field day with it. Bastards.

    I am touched, that the NBHE has nominated me for the 2007 HUBRIS AWARD. Really, I am. Must I wait so long to receive it? It would look perfect on my mantle, alongside my Penis Bird collection.

    If there is anything I can do (and I mean ANYTHING) to expedite this proccess, do let me know!

    Gwen Hammond


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